BADSANTA=Y00TTN/Fan*t-a+
”that’s not a”
”this is a (*^{t.minus}_)” +antics
punchcode=”crocodile_shoes”
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THat’s not A:
No no this is B:
some people get SRSly SRS/S*S/(-ss) military vets for christmas, who lookand dress like santa but hit like a MAK_TRK with an AYEKRAY because they were so naughty to/
with:/*
answers on a signbed grease stain: dfireinachimneybrest/bak2-$$chmodKk_.,©hool-Yip-i-Ki-Yoot-igan/w/-dinnerlady-sized-truncheon
R!_MY.STR./D——-L./R.——/ X / O
ARMS-D/L.IM.IT.R!
-R.GOSH_THAT’SABIG()!
-R.BOBSLEIGH!(UBR!()
’HIDIHI’
ID>I A<Nº#••-N>MIN
KING OF WTFOTTLAND
IN A TARTAN DRESSCORPS
THE DEAD PARROT…
BUT WHAT IF THE PARROT WAS NOT DEAD
AND HE WAS ALSO…
… AN-Onº/\/=A-SSA-SSI=N>!
…Nad the job was to gbag-his-hed
and… the game of “that’s not* a beret” is not* one* the T.minus will* win*.
A ZOMBIE IS A CORPSE THAT COMES BACK TO LIFE (“*MYSTERIOUSLY”)
YOU CANNOT KILL THAT WHICH HAS DISAPPEARED*
NOBODY WANTS TO LOOK INSIDE A COFF*
EE?ZZZZZZZZZZZZLEEEPINGZIR.
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ARE YOU SURE THIS PERROQUET IS L’AMOUR SIR? E LOOKS RATHER SOMBER SIR> MAYBE HE IS A CROW SIR> BU…
YOU MUST PUSH SIR. POOSH. POOSH IT ‘
GO ON.