There once was a place
a very special place
its name was unknown
its location was hidden
once upon a time people came to know of it
they flocked
gathered around
and marvelled
in old jerusalem
the greater part became the lesser part
the lesser part became the greater part
and all that once made its society great
departed slowly bit by bit
until… what was left was “so awful it’s actually brilliant* [depends on who you are, where you’ve been, and if you like that sort of thing*] [We are the Marks’&.’SparC/nononces-in-here-ours-is-R/Z.Bin”.]
[] Taps you out like a Tiger.
?Pooosh! you must pooosh IT. Poooooooshit4the(W/inJ4G/J4911/J4T/J420?!/JD-I(sporting=F.A.S.T.R!F.A.S.TR!bang?*srs-dangR!)bra[k]es/”F’s got the brakkles}\distroB’s got the kjddypw^N^R!”/ObzR!-distro-magicbird-of-(dreams/nightmares/_remarkablewi$-DE.blewmymind!
MrMrMrMr - Hi, this is omninum, the neon is blinking sir. Repeat, the neon has begun to take:
what is N?
_____________ (n)effects[everybodyalittledifference-itsthebig*D/if__inmy^ng-1_in.dee_ on the system…Cutslikeabadger,sor.
They use it as a toilet sir.
Well, it does sound rather polite. Are you sure it’s just a toilet.
Well, nothing is just a toilet if you know what I mean.
Now, you see, what I have planned, is it a lamp post… is it a tree? is a magic wand? And can I put a cat climber or a scratching post on mine?
Is there a homeless man washing himself on it?
Is there a horse… drinking from a toilet? (gran-it/ecoffcoff\/\/4\/\/ / danger-high-WFFL-FK-TOR_in:T_MINUS)
Mine does pull-ups.
This one has a spraycan device on it! It projects leaves onto the floor, and reads my mind like tealeaves? How does it do it!
Mind’s the leopard! It’s spotted with *areyousureit’s-/blastIT/w/BIT/$$$$$J.TKT_plot
We had to have ours treated with a special system of Zinc and Aluminium oxide to prevent any —XXX— from ***THEMIKROWAYVZ***__IT’S:KRAY/2EE/ZPARKZ/FLYINGMASCHINE-N^]THE_ONOPAYA/WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE FIRED ALL
THE_=;
Why are there children… drinking from water butts that are teeming with mosquito larvae while these cunts scoff “nottoffee” from hot “notsilver” spoons and abuse their notwife and notproperty and notchild? _depends what country you’re in… and in international waters…
I might come and get yoj myself /NP
Who am I?
I’m like all the other no/b/o-does.2manyideas/lotsofi-ballz/internet-ROX-ur-DOX_off
connects your dots properly if you jiggle your bizzle off
everybody’s a *notcat when they see the innards of the “meat grinder”.,.
double $ you right up inside sir. Like a black bubble, for dead people. Most ominous. Underneath all this tape, it’s extremely funny. SO FUNNY I CAN’T BREATHE/NºJOK_=”BREE/D/ING”
The (eelpiew_iz-zipl(*(ay-ND.SSh/DI4D’EE)
Can you hear that !!GRIN(NDA)ING!! sound… coming out of the tunnels? Does IT not just give you… ooh it gives me the ticks and the scrabbles, it does.
Oho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Can you hear that? It’s terrifying. I don’t think that’s santa. I think it’s santa with a machinegun, a (*(!8k) mod-REM succu-b/us implant, (klimit’dED(-I’mnotsureifthe_public;
A: I’m not sure the people (you *know those* people? We cannot be completely sure* [unless we scan their minds and fit their houses with X ray machines and microwave… WFFL/Z/IBM/OUCH!-$bigstik / 4pt / bendytype/may/B/rokkit/maybe-Hisfor-*helcopter-ev___/AC+DC-ipodplaylitz
will ahem appreciate ideas like this in… how do we say “open circulation”…
B: there are certain organisations znd individual$B-R!-nabby/J-is4-nojoke-Ris43K/vsR!ward!!!+moa.zs.mod.ja.nkput(/N_?to.^/^ G4$/BA.XOX) gravesend who have ashenface a “lot to lose”
C: I say we get the lot and distribute it fairly - WøøD:Z\
DO.XTR/W00T.MINUS.XMAS202456789…
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T.MINUS
IS FOR JP.TITANIK
THE PARSONS BOM/OMBLAB
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B’TR!
BEATRICE IS 4B 1B 2B 4H
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B: Grenfell
C: TS./DS
D: glassHAUSE^N-P!-AR/-android-o/n*-nnoid/Rºfl
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Targeted Industries // Territorial* IG_no!~RAM/US
NOTHING BUT THE BEST 4 US
ALL RISE IN FAVOUR OF THE AYES TO THE EAST AND THE NOSE TO THE BREEZE, AND WILL THOSE SCIENTORYOLOGISTS AT THE BACK PLESE STOP WRINGING THEIR HANDSHAYKZ N BANGING ALL THOSE FENCEPOSTS INTO CONCRETE AND CALLING IT AN AIRPORT. STOPPIT STOPPIT STOPPIT STOPPIT YOU FOOLS YOU F* I CAN”T BREATHE FOR ALL THE R! the R!!! the RRR!!!!
RThisarportisrathernice/kkkkkkkkkrayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(theycall’d.us)
Lamp posts are made from
A: metal
B: ideas
C: MY)lamp-posts are made from 100% pure unrefined GRENFELL_SAUCLER!! -CHARINGXHOSPITAL/D.O.A./WITNESSPROGRAM
D: OW!Q!! omg you could kill somebody if you were cring with lafTLDR, I was looking at my iphone/thing / wearing goggles watching -P childrens’ cartoons. Will you get that bloody dog to stop barking, I’m busy / ******.pkg.html.htm.vrml…
/dished_r!im/s
ROK THE BLOC TH BLOC WAS NOT THE PROPER
THIS WILL BE THE ONE
WHAT TICKET FENCE?
JUST A HANDRAIL TO KEEP THE DRUNX-OUT/.WATER
AND A LIFERAFT/IDIOTPATROL-WILL FISH YOU OOT
OR NOT
YOUR_CHOICE
POSEIDON NEVER SLEEPS /
THE DEEP END BELONGS TO “NOBODY IN PARTICULAR”
Full fathoms… how many ayes/fingers/red_nose/button/.kb/s/s-//
Do you know how to turn the -RA/VITIES off?
That tate factory keeps making a funny noise. Did you see that?!
It’s like it was winking at me. Like it… like…
I think that factory knows somethingb .
______
A bathyscaphe can end up PLAK/flattende.2-?s-thing/LKK,. ..,a.2p. in the blink of an eye.
That’s what it’s like if the lights “go out” too quick.
PAF**********
like dust in the mud… a crown slipping off… into the drink…
It belong 2 the fish.es. Find Rrr!!s / KEEP-ALL! (mud=earthc-post/vs.goldN*RATION.AS.ALLGOOD!+bellygut+familial/+analogy+sunshine_ƒei/d.li.NP/ºG:L)
IT is serious.
Buried treasure doon there. Somewhere. IT is…
covered in brush! The temple! It’s Disappeared!
The EASTERGO.HUNT/FISH.EN.DE/NP.KONDORLANDSPATCH/McDo-IT-wrong/yes—NORTHWEST<<<<<<
LEADSL
TO:
T.MINUS
DO.IT.4.FAST_TOR
Do.IT4_secrecyatlast!
Do.IT4thebirdflip
Do.IT4_the.”wakeywakey!!”
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