HANDWASH:
500ml of 100% ethanol in a metal bottle. Neat.
MOUTHWASH:
2x units Gin 4x units whiskey and/or white rum + 3x whole lemon, a smidge of tamarind, some essential oils, and a lime, juiced and swizzed with crushed ice and bitters, squirted through lightly with a small amount of boiling tonic water, and a cube of distilled deionised water ice, served in a miniature zinc coated bucket, with a singing AI timmy mallet-eliminating toothpick parasol, a hot towel, S.A. army toothbrush, five toothpicks, four cotton wool buds, an eyedropper and a small natural sponge for ‘applying the items”, and four brown M&M*s in a shot glass plus a large sythetic diamond or a brand new PP3 battery, hidden in a cream jug with an X written on top in lipstick, and blessed or inspected thoroughly by the least virginal waitress on the firm or company, and served with rubber gloves and an abattoir pinny.
NIGHTOL:
4.5g fine hashish placed into 40ml 100% ethanol, served on fire, with a fresh ganja leaf on top, one small cannabinoid-infused gingerbread man missing a piece of his head and leg (a gift to hades from perseus, a bribe of somnolence served finely to the dog of cerberus / we the legionz of [nofusebox][OMNIUM][*ON!}{]\] is demandi;ng the ANDROMEDAZ@DREAMLANDING/DISCLOSURE). The liquid is to be served with a demerara sugar cube on fire placed into 50ml dram of whiskey placed inside the bowl, and 60ml some cinnamonised hot chocolate poured on top to extinquish the FLAMMABLE MIXTURE, with a lightly poached and par-boil microwaved crow feather on top, and some indian ink in a victorian syringe, of a volume in order to be sufficient to draw on the fine by royal appointment napkin with. You will almost certainly never see that napkin again, either, and if you do, it probably won’t be cleaned anymore.
EXTRA LINK: a red nose may be applied to the gingerbread man. The nose is prepared from serotoninergic drugs such as DMT, LSD, psilocyn, and so on. This may be used on the waiters, or the patients. Be warned, buyer beware. One large fly agaric mushroom glazed in psychedelic honey and dipped into hash oil and rolled in fine kief is the basic idea. Cordyceps. WQhatever’s seasonal. Ask DR DAVID NUTT for the formula specific to you.
SERVED SHAKEN* NOT CUCKOLDED
