“YOU SEE THE PROBLEM WITH THIS 007 FRANCHISE… IT’S NOT EQUAL OPPRORTUNITISIE”
”DID YOU HEAR THE JOKE ABOUT THE VERY UNTRUSTWORTHY SOCIOPATHIC IRISH-CONVERT ATHEIST MATERIALIST MI5 OFFICER SPECIALISING IN THEFT, RUMOURS AND BRIBERY WHO INFILTRATED TEH
I.R.A. AND SMUGGLED GUNS AND DRUGS VIA BELIZE, AS A FREELANCER?”
— OR HOW’S ABOUT THAT BLOKE IN SIERRA LEONE? —
”same guy, I’d bet - ~w$”
”OH THIS JOKE WAS VERY SAD SIR. IT WAS ALSO VERY COLD.”
”HE WAS A REGISTERED DYS(_k)LEXIC - A KLEPTOMANIAC WHO STARTED OUT STEALING TAPE MACHINES FROM PRIMARY SCHOOLS AS A TEENAGER TO FUND HIS DRUG HABIT -}
- FLYING SAUCER SUGAR PILLS AND JAMESON’S WHISKEY WITH SOME WRIGLEYS AND A PACKET OF CIGARETTES -
- THEN COCA COLA AND METHAMPHETAMINE BY THE TIME HE WAS FIFTEEN, TO GO WITH THAT THAI WEED SPLIFF FOR THE KIDS ON THE TIPOFF -
THE PHONE BOXES DOWN THE BACK OF CAMDEN
ROUND GOSPEL OAK
- THEY WERE BUSY ALRIGHT -
- BUSY BUSY BUSY -
ON THE LISMORE
HERE’S THE PUNCHøLINE
- THIS IRISH FELLA, TO TOP IT OFF HE WENT AND JOINED THE KGB, SIR - ”
THAT WAY HE GO-./[.IT/T/T1,T2,T3] ALL THE PROSTITUTES, SIR.
HE WAS AN IDIOT, AN ALCOHOLIC AND A COMEDIAN SIR
HE WAS INTO EVERYTHING, BASICALLY
LIKE A LEPRECHAUN
CROSSED WITH A THIEF
CONCEALED BENEATH DECEPTIVELY SL:)=OPPY PAPERWORK
MANY IDENTITIES LIKE THESE
IT WAS A SECRET WITHIN THE DIRTY SQUAD
BURIED DEEP IN THE MET
THE BLACKMAIL SYNDICATE
EVEN THE ROYAL FAMILY FEAR THESE PEOPLE
BUT A.I>
is fastidious.
That was the secret to running this guy on a leash. They had him chipped, bugged, and basically turned into a walking weather station. It was the ‘80s. They spent millions on him.
What’s more, nobody ever told him you could run stuff like that with no batteries.
Just off your blood. Off your pulse. Like a little motor, wiggling.
Fancy that. The wonders of science, paid for by the public purse. Hidden in secret.
The wonders of fiction. Works of the mind. Tricks of the light. Things hidden from sight. The illusion wrought into being. The slight of intention concealment.
The conspiratorial technique.
The backstage being/$.
There are [¿MORE THAN LIKELY?] many secrets
In the basement of your local hospital…
If you come from somewhere like wiz’s hometown.
Wesminster, London.
Born 1980.
Official UK Diplomatic Services Position:
Independent Private Cold Case Investigator, Military Historian, High Technology R&D consultant, Publisher, Performing artist & musician, Design Historian, Game/Theatre/Movie Designer, Amateur Martial Artist, clown and “dangerously engaging” peter pan themed childrens’ entertainment software developer, Intellectual Property / Privacy Investigator, Cyberneticist, Animator, Author and Journalist with no official affiliation with CIA, SIS, M.O.D. or associated services, and the foreign secretary has certainly never heard of him. Has my daughter heard of him? Is he one of those awful television characters? Something from King Arthur’s legend? By the looks of this video you’ve got here, is he some sort of troll, or just a clownish idiot? Of course we’ve got data on him… but do you have a court order and the relevent Thales HSM hardware installed to exchange the certificates? Well… I’d love to help you with that, but we can’t be just poking about anywhere we please these days, GDPR and all that, you know…
Wizard official position:
”~``` w$:Z:bite_mi**
*pleased to meet you
**would you like to play a game
* * _* my what big ••••••• you’ve got
;method
/acting
/fiction*
IF I TOLD YOU HOW THIS WORKS I’D PROBABLY HAVE TO KILL YOU
BUT I HAVE GOT NO IDEA QUITE FRANKLY
I THINK IT’S BRILLIANT
CHECK THIS OUT
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Mine’s a dalek bruv.
Daleks are the business.
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Daleks get the job done, you know.
Daleks are reliable.