MAST{-}_PEN — form & content productions

Question:

1.1 What’s the most difficult problem with mathematics?
A: constipation
B: serious constipation
C: I can’t breathe
D: no seriously, I… [kk,kkk,ak,aqk,akk…]

1.3 How do you make the problem harder?
A: drink less
B: eat mo
C: MR-[e-minus/t.min]
D: arteriosclerosis/athero_MICROWAVE’meel.Z.on-#WHEELKIT
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1.4 Do you need a pencil?
A: Yes
B: Yes
C: I like a 2B
D: I prefer the H, B
E: I’ll take, One, thanks, B.
F: Zero. Druids *never&”use” a pencil… I’ve got a 9*-nice asch…

1.5 How can we solve the problem

A: stab the NOC with the blunt end of the pencil, then pin him to the floor by his foot, like Jason Braun/Gilette on RedNOCday

B: I don’t KNow officer. I genuinely am a bit of a charlatan, you know. I’m not really supposed to be here, it’s all “temporary”, so to speak. nASre you “qualified”? I know I’m not… that’s what they keep telling me I’m doing. Belloi_w the paykrayVY

C: NADIR. Let’s Ask the NADIR technicians. Are they dead yet? Check the “death duty” bond machine down at LA<X>.

D: there is no problem, mathematicians are naturally constipated

E: we must work this out with a pencil, but first…
we must blunt it.

Wouldn’t want to hurt anybody.

got a sharpener?

and a cigarette?