What could be better than the tongue?’ said Aesop. ‘It is the tongue that teaches and enlightens, the tongue that praises and entertains, it is the tongue that strikes bargains and makes promises.’
‘How can you serve up tongue as the best possible meat one day, and then the worst meat the next?’
‘What,’ replied Aesop, ‘can be worse than the tongue? What evil is it not involved in? Violence, injustice and fraud are all debated and resolved upon and communicated by the tongue. It is the ruin of empires, cities and friendships.’
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If in this duality, the multifarious boil-pot of TONGUE are probably the enemy, it seems.
We must therefore form and organisation called “THE TONGUE” and hunt the tongue using the tongue, thus producing - FOOT OF TONGUE AND EAR CC-D-DISEASE SS MITIGATION SYNDROME.
The MASTERTONGUE has impeccably good taste in viciousness, and is epicurean like Shakespeare in the hunting and acknowledgment of the geological, millen-n.ia/l, biblical and inter-continental scale of the f**ries. Find your inner M)8T.