IF?

u got even harv a mynd

then

AS: LOBOI-’T-M-3!!
BS: R$p-k.t-mine-US
CS: then you are half asleep
CC:S: everybody sleeps half the time* (if they know the way to be”*Less is more.bad4u)eventhem.ASCHINEZ
CCDDS: ones and zeroes… in the shadows, are these sleepies they are the sleepy really so sleepy in the basement, withe zzz zz z zz zzz zzzz zzzzz it’s “just electrons>?” Zs?a!

Spot the…
D/W.imagine_if 

U.F.O.
^ you.
^ found
^ out

”I BELIEVE KNOW/NOTHING+(+do&do-not)EVERYTHING I’M TOLD, SIR. I”M A PAID (*)”

Sticky wicket, this.