We are not sure if the equipment is malfunctioning or if somebody round here has a very sinister sense of humour sir.
All of the buttons have been disconnected in a peculiar fashion and rearranged like a bizarre form of tetris, m then covered in graffiti, and coloured in with crayons, officer.
IT’s quite wonderful, when you look at it from the right angle, but then you realise what it’s made from, and you don’t t [t.minus]
DO NOT STAQND TOO CLOSE TO THE MASCHINE DOUBLE’
Z YOUR IGHT UP INSIDE. KAN’T,<BR>[R!!!-E.V.[E-n^]BRUV.
I CAN’T
/and rest… ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß/[-ss=??_T.MINUS]
The empty space within a cup is what makes a cup useful – without any empty space in it, a cup cannot be filled.
The best acts are like water, benefitting ten thousand things yet not insisting.
- Lao Tsu
(ancient chinese quality control advisor)